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Today's Special: Mitt Romney Gets Twinkies Cake, Has a Very Strange Way of Blowing Out Candles
Plus, Twitter is good for once and sends people to a doughnut shop run by a lonely dad.
Today's Special: A Man Walked into a Taco Bell Kitchen to Make His Own Mexican Pizza
Plus, cheers to the Ohio man who's giving up all food for Lent and only drinking beer.
Today's Special: Watch This Guy Accidentally Destroy a Huge Tower of Champagne Glasses
Plus, a gruesome, bloody-looking mess on a BART train turned out to be... bubble tea.
Today's Special: The Stranded Guy Who Survived on Hot Sauce Is Getting a Year of Free Taco Bell
Also, someone ordered a three-piece KFC meal and allegedly got two pieces of chicken and a deep-fried rag.
Today's Special: Vegan Activists Are Being Accused of Cuddling Some Piglets to Death
Plus, Mario Batali will officially no longer profit from any of his former restaurants.
Today's Special: You Can Anonymously Send Anyone a Chocolate Dick
Plus, a man's tantrum over being denied an in-flight fish dinner caused a 5-hour plane delay.
It's Monday, March 4, and Taco Bell Has Created the Human Centipede of Chalupas
Plus, a teenage Lady Gaga fan convinced latte lovers that they could score free Starbucks by streaming "Shallow."
It's Friday, March 1, and You Can Buy the Now-Dilapidated Burgermobile from 'Good Burger'
Plus, Huge Ass Beers and Giant Ass Beer are facing off in federal court over who owns the rights to, uh, big-ass beers.
It's Thursday, February 28, and Testicle-Flavored Beer Exists
Also, the company responsible for the UK's KFC shortage is now handling the country's medical deliveries.
It's Wednesday, February 27, and a Failed LA Food Festival Is Drawing Fyre Comparisons
Plus, that good samaritan Girl Scout Cookies buyer is facing federal drug charges.
It's Tuesday, February 26 and Cardi B Is Looking for a New Personal Chef
Plus, we regret to inform you that Whole Foods appears to be doing terrible things to bacon.
It's Thursday, February 21, and a UK Restaurant Is Selling 'Tampon'-Topped, Period-Themed Pancakes
Plus, should this guy who accidentally left a $22,000 tip get his money back?