overpriced college education

  • Dear Class of 2014, You're Fucked

    It's that time of year again, when deans across the country wear out their palms like chronic masturbators, shaking the hands of glee-eyed diploma recipients. Collegians of America are aiming high; the class of 2014 has helped push total student debt...

  • It's Not Other Teams That Win, It's the Yankees That Lose

    It’s almost Halloween! Do you know athletes dress up in stupid kiddy costumes on Halloween? Yep, they wear these jerseys. You ever seen an adult in them things? Super sad. Anyways, here’s every single thing that happened in sports last week.

  • How to Pay Your Student Loans Without Actually Paying Them

    Pay attention, poor bastards, and you'll never have to pay a dime for being swindled into your expensive over-education. Go ahead and default, you fiscally irresponsible renegade.