He wanted her to like it, so he put a ring on it.
We, all of us, will experience hurt. It's just that sometimes this pain will be streamed on LiveLeak for everyone to laugh at.
Organ procurement organizations will seek a penis from a deceased donor who is about the same age as the transplant recipient and has the same skin tone. Size isn't a top priority.
When are men going to learn that you put your illegal handgun into the back of your pants?