Earlier this year, I was gifted a free top-of-the-line "smart toilet." I invited my Thanksgiving guests to test it out.
Being – with your bowel movements is one thing, but when an autistic kid gets caught in the crossfire, you know we're in trouble.
It's almost exactly like the Ice Bucket Challenge except, instead of being doused in ice-cold water to promote awareness for ALS, participants are urinated on in the name of testicular cancer.
For this year's Photo Issue, Jamie Lee Curtis Taete installed some bland-looking pictures of gross stuff in corporate settings where they might pass as pleasant abstractions.
According to Troy Weston, it's called "bubbling" and is big in the skating community.
Some of Vermont's organic farmers are using crowd-sourced pee as an a natural fertilizer on their crops. This method is the shit.
One thing that is absolutely not tolerated during Mardi Gras is public urination. A simple piss break can land you a night in the drunk tank. Luckily, a new start-up called Airpnp has your back.
I’d never been happier to relieve myself in a jailhouse bullpen full of dirty men. I pissed for about five minutes and felt great. Then I finished and looked around like, “Fuck worrying about going to hell… I’m already in hell.”
When was the last time you pissed yourself? Oh, when you were eight? Get real, friend; it was last weekend and we all know about it. Now that you're all ashamed, here are some stories about other people who pissed themselves to cheer you up.