politicians
Watch Turkish Parliament Members Kick One Another in the Head During a Brawl
As infinitely shitty as our politicians may be, no debate on the floor of the House of Representatives has ever ended in such a mess.
Clay Aiken Gained an Absurd Amount of Weight By Eating Chicken at Bojangles'
Political ambition can and will make a man do ungodly things. In the case of certain singer-songwriters, campaigning just might cause you to gain an absurd amount of weight.
Former House Speaker John Boehner Said Ted Cruz Is 'Lucifer in the Flesh'
"I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life," Boehner told a group at Stanford.
The New Terry Record Involves Sweet Pop, Two Couples, Three Songs and Love
Take a listen to the greatest pop song to ever reference Australian Senator Jacqui Lambie.
A Colorado Politician Wants to Outlaw Cannabis Gummy Bears
Due to a recent surge of children accidentally consuming marijuana edibles and winding up in the hospital, Colorado State Representative Dan Pabon wants to do away with weed-infused gummies.
Skyr Yogurt Is Part of a Balanced Protest in Iceland
Tubs of the stuff were used in an anti-government protest yesterday. Massive civil disobedience never tasted so good.
Ted Cruz Hates Avocados, Loves Canned Soup and Cheese
Have you ever learned a certain something about somebody that you desperately wish you could unlearn?
Trump Parades His Nonexistent Line of Steaks for All the Haters
what else would the front-running Republican candidate use as symbols of his greatest accomplishments but the following: bottles from Trump Winery, several cases of Trump Natural Spring Water, and a butcher block heaped with so-called “Trump Steaks.”
How David Cameron Deflects Hatred by Surrounding Himself with Bastards
The Prime Minister's bland void of a personality is the future of political charisma.
Why Potluck Dinners Are Still Illegal in Arizona
In the great state of Arizona, throwing a potluck dinner can land you on the wrong side of the law.
Oh God an Article About Bill Shorten, Jesus Why?
Bill Shorten is Australia's least relatable leader but Labor won't ditch him
'The Newshour' Is an Indian TV Show That's Fox News on Steroids
Hosted by Arnab Goswami, the yellathon is the most-watched English-language news program in India by miles and miles. It's also completely insane.