Question Of The Day
“My friend recently showed me a pamphlet that BJP apparently released which said that Modi supports marijuana legalisation.”
"I’d be too scared that it would malfunction, short circuit and blow my dick off.”
Researchers are getting volunteers to trial a sperm-slowing gel, to rival vasectomies (bit extreme) and condoms (widely hated).
"We broke up when she was about to graduate high school. She was going to get married to someone else."
"I'd be reincarnated. I need to see Richmond win another premiership."
"People who say they like food more than sex need to orgasm a bit more."
"Yeah look… I’d give myself an 8/10."
"A day" – person on the street, when we asked them about the possibility of Brexit rations.
Because let's face it: in the UK, you're never getting a cheap, good train service ever again.
"I planned parties, so like, alcohol-related stuff, drug stuff, and sex stuff."
"No offence, Jeremy – but Jeremy Corbyn won't do a better job than Theresa May."