The Hornet is not a drive-thru, but three drivers this year have thought otherwise.
Whoever wanted to look into the lifeless eyes of this classic killer was quickly thwarted by the groundswell of citizen engagement.
"You may have noticed a message from our neighbor in the window making derogatory claims..."
Protesters screamed "we believe survivors" at him and his wife in a glitzy Italian joint in DC.
He saw the abundance of the Old Country Buffet as a symbol of his success, proof that he had transcended his old identity as a poor immigrant.
As long as they're making a "reasonable" effort.
The group shouted at the Senate Majority Leader about the Trump administration's "zero tolerance" immigration policy.
The owner later clarified MAGA hats would be allowed in "with extreme vetting."
"We just felt there are moments in time when people need to live their convictions. This appeared to be one."
The secret sauce nobody asked for.
In what is probably the most stoner crime of all time.
What, pray tell, could that new "b" be?