When Sweden's royal jewels went missing from Strängnäs Cathedral, nobody expected them to turn up in a wheelie bin graffitied with the word "BOMB".
The men were jailed for stealing cash, meth and a double-barrelled shotgun in what the judge said was “certainly not a well-planned robbery".
“It appears that the burglar was fishing for nearly three hours before landing his catch,” said a Victoria Police spokeswoman.
Clearly, this guy takes his job lying down.
The bank tellers first thought he was joking until he pointed a gun at them.
The authorities say the refugees have been “abusing” phone services to traffic meth. But many say the move will simply just isolate the already persecuted Rohingya community.
This is not the first time a robbery suspect has opened the Uber app and ordered an on-demand getaway vehicle, but it's never a good idea.
The alleged robber made off with nearly US $8,000 from two separate incidents before his weapon was revealed to be a fruit.
He's facing up to 20 years in prison for hiring someone to put a gun to a man's head and demand his domain name.
When you hear the term "vape store robbery," it's safe to assume we’re not dealing with high-level crooks.