Ronaldo
A Very Special Christmas Message From Ronaldo, The World's Most Luxurious Man
Ronaldo is now literally the gift that keeps on giving. This time, he does so in the language of song, and his incredibly luxurious home.
A Modest Proposal for Ronaldo, Who Says He Has No Friends in Football
Ronaldo says he has no friends. I can be that friend.
Ronaldo, the Beautiful and Thoughtful Genius Creates One-Man Selfie Station for Fans
Ronaldo is a gorgeous saint. But you already knew that.
Mourinho, Wild Animals, and Poppies: The Sports Bullshit Roundup
Here's some of the bullshit the sports press have been talking about this week...
We Watched Ronaldo The Movie – And It's As Polished As The Man Himself
The Ronaldo movie is a 92-minute exercise in cementing and exaggerating the Real Madrid star's larger-than-life public persona. What else did you expect?
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Ronaldo Gets Pissed Because his Son Doesn't Know His Own Name
Ronaldo's son can't remember his own name. This aggravates Ronaldo.
Cristiano Ronaldo's Movie Trailer: Reviewed
Cristiano Ronaldo's movie trailer is online. Watch it. Love it. Feel it.
Syrian Boy Tripped By Camerawoman is Ronaldo's Mascot For the Day
Zaid Mohsen is on an award tour of Spain.
Ronaldo Likes Doing Normal Things But He’s Afraid Of Dying Young
"I want to be old and die when I'm 80 or 90."