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Florida State University Is Eerily Quiet After Last Night's Library Shooting
Classes were cancelled at the college Thursday after a man opened fire in a campus library, wounding three people before being shot to death by the cops.
I Was a Suspected School Shooter
Rumors of me wanting to go berserk went far and wide, and even made front pages of the local newspapers. I had to go to therapy, and by the end of the ordeal I was having dreams about the Columbine shooters.
The NRA Blamed Video Games for Violence, Then Made a Shoot-Em-Up Video Game
Because who cares about hypocrisy when you've got lots of guns?
Anonymous' Battle Against the Westboro Baptist Church
Westboro announced that they would be protesting the vigils for the victims of the Connecticut shootings in order “to sing praise to God for the glory of his work in executing his judgment." Holy shit, right? Well, certain members of Anonymous felt...
Apparently Adam Lanza Was Angry About Abortions
Or so says Victoria Jackson, the confused American televangelist preaching the Lord's word.
Improbable Truths: Searching for Meaning in the Sandy Hook Conspiracy Theories
Get out your tin foil hats. This one's a doozy.
The Hangover News
A Jesus lookalike was persecuted this weekend, but you were probably too busy sinning to notice.