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Check Out the Music Video by the Guy with the World's Largest Penis
This won't necessarily make your life worse or anything, but it might freak you out a little bit.
Fifty Shades of Chick-fil-A: My Polyamorous Chick-fil-A Fan Porn
His dick itself was just a head, a carbuncle buried in a mass of reddish pubes and dickne. “That’s a teeny schlong,” I pointed out. Matthew smirked and humped the air. “Chick-fil-A serves no beef,” he said, “but Jesus loves us as we are.”
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People don’t like to say “penis” or “vagina” for some reason, even—or especially—when they’re talking about penises and vaginas.
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