seahawks

  • Whoops, I Like Pro Football

    This season I realized that what I used to think of as a bunch of meat slabs running around on a field is actually a highly nuanced competition, featuring insane nerds with an arsenal of some of the most athletically ridiculous people on Earth at their...

  • Let’s Talk About Those Insane New Seahawks Uniforms

    Soon, not only will opposing teams have to fear for their lives, crime will be eradicated in Seattle by the RoboSeahawks.

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