“Maybe it doesn’t matter if my underwear touches the couch. Maybe something bad will happen, or maybe not. I’ll deal with that later.”
Good news for people who don’t want to procreate in the face of an impending climate apocalypse, bad news for their sex life.
It's understandable to not want to jump up to start doing cleanup the moment after you come... but skipping it is really, really not worth the risk.
The musician told a chilling story about sitting in on his adult child's gynecology appointments.
Embracing my hearing limitations has come, somewhat counterintuitively, from eroticizing them.