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Reasons Why Everyone Should Start a New Life in Brilliant Britain
Britain is an intolerable wasteland, and you're an idiot if you want to live there. Not my words, but the paraphrased sentiments of the British government, that, it emerged last weekend, is considering placing ads in Romania and Bulgaria telling people...
Depardieu and Putin, Sitting in a Tree
A tree that is strong enough to hold the wine-bloated Frenchman and doesn't make him pay tax.
Ghostwriting Is the Future of Literature
Ever since Tom Clancy kicked it off, they're all bloody at it.
Is It Time for Britain to Turn Into a Dictatorship?
People say that fascism's a drag. But maybe we just need to re-learn how much everyone else hates us.
British People Are So Fat You Can See Them from Space
They're the next evolutionary step for humanity.
Bath Salts, Orgies, Murder, and Anti-Virus Software
If there is one thing society can learn from the soap opera now engulfing tech zillionaire John McAfee, it is that rectal shelving is the best way to take the psychoactive drug MDPV.
Let's Quit Quitting Smoking Together
Stoptober? How about you stop being a baby and do it your damn self.