A smooth criminal in Iowa City just left a trail of snack foods leading from the store he just robbed. When arrested, the man was blackout drunk, smeared in nacho cheese. But he's not the only hungry delinquent who's gotten caught red-handed.
If you weren't locked up in Pelican Bay State Prison in the early 2000s, then today is the day you are going to learn how to make a prison-style sweet and sour pork. And we've got just the man to give you a tutorial: Andy Roy.
"Ass wasted at 3AM with a few Slim Jims and a can of clams laying around. Some Macho Man Randy Savage shit."