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  • Flirtmojis Are Emojis for Dirty Sexting Fiends

    The creators say they want to help teens sext safely and make sure people have access to "different types of vaginas."

  • The Poly Life iPhone App Helps Polyamorous People Organize Their Busy Sex Lives

    It also helps them figure out who is doing what chores every day.

  • Porn-Set Production Assistants Have the Best Job on Earth

    Porn production assistants work with lube, baby wipes, and a Miley Cyrus look-alike for money. They're basically living the dream.

  • The US Monster Islands

    This week, my therapist suggested I should wait to start dating again. I had only been single and sober for a brief period of time, and she thought I should focus on myself before I let new people into my life. I considered following my therapist’s...

  • My New Roommate Is a Ghost

    When I tried to set up a wifi in my new apartment, an internet service provider's customer service representative said I couldn't, because there was already an existing account in my apartment. I called my super, and he said the previous tenant had...

  • The Year My Volcano Exploded

    In retrospect, I shouldn’t be surprised I broke up with my boyfriend the same week I got a tattoo of a goddess holding a severed man's head in her hand. This change was a long time coming.

  • A Prayer for Wild Pussy Cats and Island Girls

    I originally got my Tennessee Williams tattoo as a prayer for myself. As I become healthier and stronger, I see the tattoo as a prayer for others. All the pretty pussycats of the world curled up in a cage waiting for some nice human to come along and...

  • Into the Weird - My New Disorder Means I'll Never Have to Go to a Rave Again

    In my 25 Earthling years of existence I have learned a lot, yet very few certainties other than this: things can always get weirder. My law-school educated parents moved me from St. Louis to a lizard-infested house on an island in the Caribbean to...