Supermarket
I Auditioned for MasterChef with Ingredients I Found in the Trash
I took partly rotten food and presented it not very artfully, in a competition for people whose goal in life is to someday have a Michelin star.
Talking Down Gunmen and Breaking Up Fights: The Life of a Supermarket Security Guard
Finding the lifeless body of a homeless person next to the supermarket is never easy, even the third time it happens.
Here’s How Long You Could Survive If You Got Trapped in a Supermarket
A British astrobiology scientist claims to have figured out how long the average British supermarket could keep an adult fed and watered for.
Brits Can’t Deal with Curved Croissants So This Supermarket Will Only Sell Straight Ones
British supermarket Tesco has announced that it will no longer sell curved croissants because customers find it “easier to spread jam on a straighter shape with a single sweeping motion.”
This Supermarket Says Cucumbers Make Great Valentine's Day Gifts
According to a branch of Tesco, the cat-terrorising vegetable makes a great romantic gift.
This British Supermarket Is Going to Stop Selling White Bread
Marks and Spencer has announced that from April, its entire pre-packed bread range will be fortified with extra fibre. Basic white bread just got a little less basic.
Heaven Is the Food Court at a Suburban Japanese Supermarket
I took a delicious snack tour of Mitsuwa, a huge Japanese supermarket and food court in New Jersey, and came out knowing a lot more about milky soft drinks and pickled root vegetables.
British Farmers Are Ditching the Supermarkets
UK farmers are ditching the supermarkets and selling directly to shoppers through new online organisations like The Food Assembly. Aesthetic specifications are non-existent and you’re free to sell whatever you want for whatever you can get.
This Supermarket Ad Suggests Faking Your Own Death to Bring Your Family Together
Maybe Whole Foods needs to take a page from their book and embrace its inner nihilist. After all, nothing says “Happy Holidays” quite like some Spanking the Monkey-level black comedy.
Raccoon Gets Harassed on Her Way to the Supermarket in this Week's 'Pachecomics'
Turns out rats like to catcall random women on the street, too.
The VICE Guide to Dealing with the New 5p-a-Bag Supermarket Charge
The British media are forecasting "plastic bag chaos" – here's how to glide serenely through the madness at the tills.
This Guy Turns Strangers’ Shopping Lists Into Surreal, Semi-Edible Dishes
Tom Lakeman collects discarded shopping lists and creates dishes from the items they include. The results range from mouse poison bolognese to weirdly appetising maki toilet rolls.