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Brits Can’t Deal with Curved Croissants So This Supermarket Will Only Sell Straight Ones
British supermarket Tesco has announced that it will no longer sell curved croissants because customers find it “easier to spread jam on a straighter shape with a single sweeping motion.”
This Supermarket Says Cucumbers Make Great Valentine's Day Gifts
According to a branch of Tesco, the cat-terrorising vegetable makes a great romantic gift.
This Vinyl Revival Is Sucking the Life and Fun out of Music Collecting
What was once a quiet world of treasures is becoming a commercial minefield.
A New Poll of Police and Ambulance Staff Shows Why the UK Can't Be Trusted to Drink Responsibly
Around 35 percent of ambulance journeys are somehow related to alcohol.
A Supermarket Banned a Sugary Children’s Drink and the Internet Went Crazy
Yesterday, Tesco announced that it would no longer be selling small cartons of kids’ juice drinks Capri Sun, Rubicon, and crucially, Ribena—a decision that has spawned its own #Ribenagate Twitter storm.
A British Supermarket Just Found £1 Million Worth of Cocaine in a Box of Bananas
An employee at a Berkshire branch of Tesco discovered five 1 kilogram bags of white powder in a box of Costa Rican bananas.
This Man Wants to Bring About A Revolution Through Bacon
There is no more surefire method of inciting radical global insurrection than a strongly worded op-ed about the merits of pristinely packaged bacon.
Does Drake Write His Own Raps? Meek Mill Thinks Not
In a Twitter rant last night, the whole rap illuminati was implicated in a global conspiracy to hide the fact that Drake can't rhyme.
British Supermarkets Are Duping Customers with Misleading Special Offers
The results of a three month-long investigation by the UK Competition and Market Authority has criticised certain supermarkets for confusing customers with promotional deals and unclear unit-pricing.
Shoppers at a British Supermarket Started a Fight Over Cheap Meat
The dark side of the reduced aisle was revealed yesterday when a video emerged showing Tesco customers fighting on the floor over cut price meat.
Here's Why UK Supermarket Sales Are Falling
Food sales are falling at all the major supermarket chains—so what are Britons eating?
Modern Baseball’s Guide to British Food
The pop punk band deconstruct prawn cocktail and write a eulogy for Nando's.