The 2018 FIFA World Cup
"It's funny, because I don't even follow football – I just wanted something to annoy a load of Scottish people."
A quick chat with Reuben Dangoor.
The World Cup made you feel a genuine love and appreciation for the game, and now you want to go full-time? You, I'm afraid, are an idiot.
Veronica Nikulshina, the first member to face the court, was sentenced to 15 days of administrative arrest at a special prison and was banned from attending future sporting events.
The World Cup's young star was raised in Bondy, a poor suburb north east of Paris.
A record of England's fans throughout the 2018 World Cup.
Slabhead, yes, but also a lot more.
If there's one thing the England national team are good for, it's finding new and ingenious ways of failing on the global stage.
There is an obvious sadness in England's defeat, but we can be proud of how far we've come, and look forward to what comes next.
It's victory over the status quo we're all hoping for tonight.
"They're not any different from any other year – still a bunch of wankers."
If there's one surefire winner when England play Croatia, it's the till takings of Britain's bars and pubs.