The Barking Dog Issue

  • Braid Theory

    Topology is the branch of mathematics concerned with the spatial properties of objects that cannot be changed by twisting, deforming, or stretching.

  • Spontaneous Effusions of the Electric Spider

    “American men prefer to be choked or beaten,” the dominatrix said. “European men like to be ridden like horses. Japanese men want to be treated as girls.”

  • Are We Having Fun Yet?

    Argentina is home to two amusement parks and one zoo where having fun means completely ignoring the voice in your head that says, “This is not normal.” I know this because I recently visited all three and returned home physically and...

  • More Proof the World Is Going to Hell

    After we returned from the riots we took Henry to hospital to have his head glued up. We then went to his flat in King’s Cross and ended up watching the film Collapse on YouTube.

  • Ladybugs

    We videotaped these ladies getting coated in a different kind of lady (bug ones) for an episode of From the Pages of VICE

  • Irma's World

    My grandmother’s name is Irma. She’s 100 years old. She grew up over a German butcher shop in Buffalo, New York, and spent her life traveling the West as a biochemist. I moved in with her in New Mexico last winter. She’s lots of fun.

  • Oops-istan

    Everybody is going to hear a lot about Pakistan and Afghanistan in 2011. Reports on the flagging American war effort, murderous militants, and the region’s opiate-based corruption will leave you sucking your thumb in a stupor.

  • Employees Of The Month

    Patrick is one of a very rare breed of people who have sent us an unsolicited submission that’s actually fantastic.

  • Vice Comics - Smell Of Steve

    Our father who ARF in heaven...

  • Hole in the Wall

    I hate zany fonts. Those fonts that are CRAZY pictures of people puking or having sex while forming a letter are the worst, especially when people try to use them at 10 or 12 point; you can't even make out what they are.

  • Hey, That’s Not Garbage

    Humans create an atrocious amount of waste. According to a 2008 report by the EPA, every American produces about five pounds of garbage a day. That’s right, on average each one of us fucking slobs throws away more than 1,800 pounds of crap every year.

  • That’s Not Funny, Or Is It?

    In 1990, AIDS was still a misunderstood, scary scourge of gay communities everywhere, and contracting HIV was more or less a death sentence. It was also the year that Diseased Pariah News debuted. DPN was the first publication by and for...