The Education Issue
Got A Crush On You
If grade-school music teachers had brains, they would be playing Jukeboxer for their classes instead of fucking "Row, Row, Row Your Boat."
Hippy Fascists
Michael Moore can be irritating at times. Bowling for Columbine was an inaccurate turd of a film.
Grimewatch
Are the majors about to consign grime to the shit heap? Gemma Fox and Polydor just "parted company" and Wiley's just walked out on the deal with XL.
Mucking About
What the fuck do you do all day at school? I mean, A Levels and GCSEs are getting easier every year and no one fails them any more.
Doomsday Disco
People who live outside of Scandinavia think that Norwegian music is made exclusively by face-painted, axe-wielding Nazis.
Pockets Dumb Fat
A couple of months ago in his Skinema column, the dun Chris Nieratko put me on blast for my hip-hop scholarship.
Shot Gun
My little brother Ed likes to draw guns; in fact amazingly accurate and detailed pictures of all kinds of guns.
Hear Me Now!
For those of us who still have the biggest crush on Patra, it's time to move on. Jamaica's got a new rudegal sex goddess.
Institutionalized
I was sentenced to a mandatory-minimum 25-year sentence in federal prison when I was 22 years old. I've been in here for nine years now, and I've spent every day trying to improve, rehabilitate, and educate myself. I figured the best way to go about it...
Tidbits
If you're trying to hang your wife upside down and fit a banana in her ass but you don't have a thing to wear, go to any 24-hour dollar store.
Teachers Aren't Stupid
Sweeping generalizations, backed by mere opinion, don't hold much validity as far as I am concerned.