The Humongous Fungus Among Us Issue

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  • 9½ Weeks: An Erotic XXX Parody

    A good buddy I grew up skateboarding with just had his penis surgically removed, and Mickey Rourke made him do it. As kids there was no one we wanted to be more than The Pope of Greenwich Village– and 9½ Weeks–era Mickey Rourke.

  • Employees of the Month

    Grace is real good at words and stuff and shows up to work on time most days, so we’re happy as a (non-diseased) pig in shit to have her.

  • I Fertilized My Salad with Period Blood

    Blood contains three primary plant macronutrients—nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium. So, as a poor gardener and menstrual-cup enthusiast, I decided to collect my next cycle to help grow some lettuce.