The National Anthem
The Viral CPAC Singer's Takes on Racism Are Worse Than Her National Anthem
In a YouTube video, Sailor Sabol spends 20 minutes suggesting that Splash Mountain is a metaphor for America, or whatever.
Why We Should Change the National Anthem To "Pretty Green Eyes" by Ultrabeat
Does it make me happy to be British? Not particularly? Is it more British than fucking rolling hills, Alex James’ cheese farm and London Pride? Definitely.
Why We Should Change The National Anthem To "Spice Up Your Life" by The Spice Girls
The only image of patriotism we need is Geri Halliwell fist pumping in a Union Jack dress.
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