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The Tabloids' Brexit Outrage Is Designed to Troll Us Into Paralysis
They know exactly what they're going. It's a trap.
Some Important Lessons About Trans People Tabloids Need to Learn
Seeing as you don't seem to understand some very basic facts, I'll explain them for you.
Some Important Questions for 'The Sun' About Their 'Child Refugee Turns Out to Be an Adult Jihadi' Story
A migrant child who's actually a 21-year-old man, foiled by a dentist and a rifle range? Sounds legit.
Gary Lineker Embarrasses The Sun By Showing Common Decency, The Bastard
The Match of the Day host, England legend and newfound “leftie luvvie” has officially ruined Britain, mainly by showing some basic compassion and empathy.
Total Eclipse of The Sun: How Liverpudlians Are Kicking the Tabloid Out of Their City
The people of Liverpool have boycotted the paper for years, but now they're campaigning for shops to stop selling it altogether.
How to Get an Intergalactic Sun Tan Without Leaving Earth
Ten trillionths of your sun tan is the result of photons made by distant stars and supermassive black holes.
Why the Campaign to Make British Passports Blue Again Must Fail
Brexiters' stupid nostalgia will destroy everything young British kids have.
I Left My Taxidermy Workshop to Become a Nudist at 74
"Life's too short and some days are cloudy. We have to enjoy the sunshine. Maybe this little fly will die in the next minute but as long as it's flying, it seizes the day."
You Can Say It: Summer Is Garbage
Hey: Don't shoot the messenger, but here are empirical reasons why summer is the worst season.
UK police say racist incidents have spiked since the Brexit vote
The National Police Chief's Council says racially charged incidents are up by 57 percent since the referendum victory.
EU Referendum Update: Old People Seem Intent on Fucking Us Over Forever
We're probably leaving Europe, and it's all your nan's fault!
The Tall Tale of the Syria Lads – The World’s Fastest Unravelling News Story
Why let the facts get in the way of a good story?