The The West is the Best Issue

  • Kill The Foxes

    The urban fox - an altogether tougher, more resilient beast than its gay, rabbit-chasing country dwelling cousin.

  • What

    Rufus Harley is maybe the most eccentric jazz player of all time.

  • Dear Diary

    Quickly discovering how much acid sucks.

  • Hot, Euro & Gay

    Cool girl bands you have never even heard of from, like, Denmark and Japan and stuff.

  • Not Fit To Print

    Some of the worst pitches we have ever heard including pubic hair, mafia squirrels and dog-fucking.

  • Peace of Piss

    Don't get me wrong, I know the war is bad, but the anti-war march in London last month stank of piss.