The VICE Guide to Parenting

A People's History of Father's Day

Make this Father’s Day the greatest fucking baseball cap your dad ever wore!

The Future VICE Future Guide to Future Parenting

Don’t hate the Hunger Player, hate the Hunger Game.

What Your Kids' Clothes Say About You

Here are some trendy statements you can make by swathing your kids’ bodies in fabric.

Great American Leaders: Were They Shitty Dads?

Deconstructing the Mount Rushmore of shitty dads.

The Fat Jew

Have you ever had a chat with your dad about how much of a fuck-up you are? Try it sometime! Our buddy Fat Jew and his pops recently had a heart to heart and let us film it for the final episode of The VICE Guide to Parenting.

The Rules to Naming a Baby

Don’t name them Benjamin. THAT’S MY NAME! I OWN IT!

Talking to Your Kids About Sex

Your kids probably spend a lot of time playing violent video games. Make sure you say “BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!” when explaining ejaculation.

The Pros and Cons of Breastfeeding

Every time you breastfeed your child, a dairy farmer slaughters one of his cows just to prove a point.

You Banged Your Teacher

Filthy clips from 'That's My Boy.'

Shots Shots Shots Shots

Boozy clips from 'That's My Boy.'

Chris Nieratko

How to Raise Hip Kids

Here are a few fun tips for how to prepare your children for the tribulations of adult life.