The situation couldn't have been more Boston unless it included Ben Affleck, a chowder-stained Big Papi jersey, and that one Dropkick Murphys song.
He also admitted to visiting the cemetery to check graves for tokens left behind by loved ones.
"We just couldn’t even fathom it."
Onions worth over $11,000 were stolen from a warehouse in Patna, while another theft amounting to over $1,000 was reported in Nashik.
The South Brunswick police are calling the man the "Donut Desperado."
Unfortunately, this is far from the first time that sticky-fingered criminals have targeted berry fields.
Girl Scout troops around the country have been the target of several thefts this year.
Thirty-four baseballs were stolen from Don & Charlie’s, including balls signed by Willie Mays and Babe Ruth.
Oh shit, it’s the Dysons of Anarchy!!!
“Jesus, what are they going to do with it?”
The stencil was jacked from the music venue where 90 people lost their lives in a 2015 attack.