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The Pros and Cons of Breastfeeding
Every time you breastfeed your child, a dairy farmer slaughters one of his cows just to prove a point.
The Black Tar Tits of Afghanistan
Suckling from a junkie tit can be lethal, which is pretty much the most hopeless image imaginable.
Meet the Nieratkos - Kimberly Kane in Skinema Tomorrow
Chris talks interracial sex, rape, and an all-semen diet with porn star and subject of tomorrow's "Skinema," Kimberly Kane.
Girl Eats Food - The Detox Coconut Colon Cleanser
It's time to poop out all the bad things we put into our bodies in 2011.
Kern's Girl(s) of the Week - Susan and Anne
Today's featured models are Susan and Anne. Two ladies who US customs made sure were over 18.
Getting Dressed with Clowns About Town
"I kinda want to take my boobs out," says Miss Sticky Buns, and out they come. Carefully, she paints each breast white in front of the mirror.
Kern's Girl of the Week – Randy
Today's featured model is Randy, a West Coast brunette with a burgeoning baby bump.
Worst Gift Ever
FROZEN FOODIt was supposed to be the first dinner he ever cooked for me. We were at his place and he just grabbed two already-opened, half-finished, icy bags from the freezer.
Hen Nights
The Temple Bar area of Dublin city centre is where gangs of women from Britain and Ireland traditionally go to celebrate their hen nights. The hen nights involve dressing up in fancy costumes, getting very, very, very, very drunk, and flashing your...