T.Kid

  • I Went to a Singles Mixer for Potheads

    A few years ago, a site like My420Mate.com might have seemed like poor cover for a DEA sting operation, but in a national atmosphere that's warming to weed, it filters out those who refuse to ride the wave.

  • The Million-Dollar Mystery Glass Show

    Last week, I attended a glass show in Philly where rich white dudes spent thousands of dollars on bongs they considered works of art.

  • Reality Strikes a Cheerleader

    After college started, I lost contact with everyone from high school except for a couple of punks—at least until I ran into a cheerleader on the train, and she decided to apologize to me for bullying people throughout our teen years.

  • There's Something About Bill

    An aged punk with the tattoos and beer belly to prove it, Bill was an awesome guy. Living with him meant I got to spend my last year in Philly with one of the best guys I have ever known, while also solving a little mystery about Bill along the way.

  • T. Kid Goes to Denver

    I hate New Year’s Day. I always find a way to escape the typical festivities, and this year I had the perfect excuse—I wanted to be one of the first people to buy legal weed in America. In order to do so, I had to arrive at sunrise on January 1 at a...

  • Where Are They Now?

    I know I suck at creating pseudonyms for people. Although the Weediquette characters may seem cartoonish, they're all real people. That said, there's a lot more to these awesome people than I show in my stories, so this week I’m updating you on a few...

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  • T. Kid's Bad Luck Charm

    Maintaining a high school weed habit was a hassle exemplified by run-ins with the police. For years, the cops never arrested us—they were chasing us for fun—but this merry game of cat and mouse turned dark one summer when police found a dime bag in my...

  • The Best Blazing Album Ever

    When I smoke, things that are less interesting become more interesting, and things that are already interesting become totally awesome. For this reason, it's probably not a coincidence that all of my favorite albums are ones I began listening to soon...

  • T. Kid the Rapper

    Over the past few weeks, I've listened to many classic hip-hop songs about weed. Feeling inspired, I decided to create a Weediquette rap about procrastination, wake and bake, and the guy who played the farmer in Babe.

  • Hans the Weed Snob

    We’ve all met a weed snob who takes all the fun out of a sesh by turning it into a platform for his one-upsmanship. Nobody likes this guy, but deep down we want him to acknowledge that we're real heads. Hans was the first weed snob I had ever met.

  • Getting High With a Teenager Who Shouldn't Smoke Weed

    During sophomore year of high school, my best friend's little brother was on lockdown because he was suspended for blazing at school. My best friend wanted me to help her brother stay sober, but when her brother offered to smoke me out, I couldn't...

  • T. Kid's Amazing Bongs

    One perk of writing this column is getting free stuff from time to time. The best free items were the bongs that arrived in the mail a few weeks ago. As I placed my gorgeous new pipes on my shelf, I remembered some of the glass that came and went over...