USMNT
Bobby Wood Sends in a Beautiful Goal for USMNT in World Cup Qualifiers
Altidore took a PK after Wood was mauled by the defense, and now the USMNT are sitting comfortably on top of a 3-0 lead.
St. Vincent and the Grenadines Declare National Holiday for World Cup Qualifier Even Though They're Already Eliminated
St. Vincent has exactly zero points in the World Cup Qualifying table, folks. They're just happy to be out there.
Oh Hey, Julian Green Just Scored a Hat Trick for Bayern Munich—In the First Half
A hat trick in 35 minutes? Fire up that hype train.
Jurgen Klinsmann Had Nothing to Lose by Keeping Silent About England
Sam Allardyce may have the job, but it may as well have resealed Jurgen Klinsmann's USMNT contract.
So You Want to Hire Jurgen Klinsmann? Here's Why England Should Steer Well Clear
While some English pundits have touted Jurgen Klinsmann for the England job, many American fans are less than impressed with him. All in all, he's not so much a football manager as he is a brand.
Copa America Centenario Left The Americans Back Where They Started
Jurgen Klinsmann is still in charge, and the Americans don't feel much further along.
USMNT Wunderkind Christian Pulisic Fan Boys Out with Messi During Drug Test
You could almost argue Messi's playing another sport, of which Pulisic is a fan.
Men in Blazers Break Down Final Euro 2016 Group Games, Sift Through Fallout From USMNT vs. Argentina
Live from the Embassy Row studios in the Crap Part of SoHo, Rog and Davo relive the games that have finally set the bracket for Euro 2016’s knockout stages. Plus, additional thoughts on USA’s 4-0 loss to Argentina.
Men in Blazers Break Down USMNT’s Historic Copa America Semifinal Against Argentina and Lionel Messi
Men In Blazers: Euro2000&Copa June 21, 2016
Men in Blazers Recap Slovakia vs. England, Preview Tomorrow’s USMNT Semifinal Against Argentina
Live from the Embassy Row studios in the Crap Part of SoHo, Men in Blazers break down today’s final Euro 2016 group stage games for England and Wales. Plus, a look ahead to tomorrow’s Copa America Semifinal between the USMNT and Argentina.
American Outlaws Tickets for USA Semifinal Start at $120
The powers that be seem set on making a cash grab instead of focusing on fan support.