In a year where contestants called out bad behaviour and made the right choices for themselves, it was only right that Amber emerged victorious.
Or: "Vindication for any woman who has been victimised by a man in circulation-hindering jeans."
It is what it is.
Who is up and who is down after a week in which we saw many hallowed 'Love Island' traditions honoured?
Marvin's anti-game, Ovie's nerdiness and whatever the fuck is going on with Maura.
Something chilling about hearing an American say they're not putting all their eggs in one basket, if I'm honest.
The clouds clear after a hellish week.
What a week! What a hell of a week!
Michael... is not.