virgins
Sacrificing Virgins
Back in the day, if you wanted God to bless your crops and make them grow high to the heavens, you prayed for rain. If that didn't work, you built a temple or maybe slaughtered a goat. And if that didn't work, well, then you just hacked up the nearest...
The Strange Tale of the $780,000 Vagina
The loss of a girl's innocence is usually a process that involves a few hard lemonades, a five-minute fumble in the back of a three-door hatchback, and a mess of virginity splurged all over the back seat with not a penny spent. Last week, however, a 2...
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - How to Stay a Virgin
Tell him you’ll make him a pumpkin loaf that is even better than sex! Then let him fuck a pumpkin loaf.
Talking with Three Virgins
"I believe that God does not ask me to do things that do not have a purpose. 'Just Say No' didn't have a purpose, but my virginity does."
Grab It and Go Boom
You think being a female rapper in 2002 is tough? What about being a prim sixteen-year-old semi-nymphet from Miami with one of the raunchiest hits the 80s ever had?