Volume 0 Issue dc-and-richmond

  • Best Friends Day

    Imagine a best friend who has a water park in their backyard, complete with water slides, rope swings, BBQ pits, and a lineup of awesome bands ranging from heavy metal to free jazz.

  • Richmond

    Richmond, Virginia, is a black hole. It is a sedative. It is gloriously lazy. It's the easiest place in the world to do nothing and still have the best fucking time in the world.

  • DC Cab

    When you get into a DC cab, you will be understandably disappointed to find neither Mr. T nor Paul Rodriguez chauffeuring you around the Chocolate City.

  • Slaughterama

    When you arrive on the banks of the James River, next to a munitions factory from the Civil War (that's not a smokestack, it's a cannonball forge), a walking bridge extends, hanging from a highway overpass.

  • Gwar

    Deep in the shadowy buttholes of Richmond, Virginia, lies the metal band GWAR, a group so fowl and demented it could only be led by a beast with a fish for a penis. Originally from Antarctica, he goes by the name of Oderus. Filmmakers Will Carsola and...

  • Marion Barry: Guardian Angel of Punk Rock

    Marion Barry, the much maligned former mayor of Washington, DC, is mostly known as a punch line. As a synonym for "smoking crack," he embodied white America's media-based fantasy of 80s urban blacks—entitled, lazy, corrupt, drug addled, and taking...

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  • What to Do in DC

    For 10 months out of the year, DC is a fetid trench. It was literally built on reclaimed swampland, by a syphilis-ridden moron from France. For a while there, only Gary, Indiana, and Detroit rivaled it for per capita shooting deaths.

  • James Callahan

    To date, this is the second time I've interviewed artist James Callahan, the man behind Barf Comics and Nowhere Skateboards.

  • Hidden Spots

    There are two things that almost any Richmonder will ask the moment you arrive within the city limits: "Do you want a beer?" (usually as it's being placed in your hand) and "Do you want to go to the river?"

  • The Warrior Prince of Tenleytown

    Hakki fought for the States in the Battle of Fallujah. Before that he served in the invasion itself.

  • DC

    DC is a seriously weird place. Take a walk through Downtown on any given day and watch while the city wags its giant dick of power at you.