Volume 11 Issue 5

  • Vice Fashion - The Rhythm Factory Kids

    Photos by Andy Fallon

  • Dear Diary

    I got a phone call tonight from this guy who says his name is Tom Nasp and he told me I was on the guest list for a Beastie Boys private party at the Palladium this Saturday night!

  • Pink Party

    I recently had a Pink Homo Party to celebrate our Texas governor's extra-homo affair with our very well-known flamer secretary of state.

  • Games

    I don't understand games that strive to reflect the total fucking banality and pointlessness of real life.

  • Home Surgery Party

    Doctors are boring. They don't have borders, true, but they also don't have any fucking clue what is going on.

  • Fuckin' Eh!

    On your stereo, Death From Above (not to be confused with New York production team DFA) sound like No Means No and Sightings.

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  • Party Down

    Want to get wasted? Me too, fuckface, but what I don't want to do is spend the next day like I'm in Jacob's Ladder.

  • Fantasy Party

    Joanna Newsom is so precious she's basically a Hummel figurine. An elfin girl in a prairie dress who lilts like an Appalachian Björk and sings about Cair Paravel?

  • Dos & Don'ts

    Hey, lesbians, why you gotta hate? We're not all bad.