Volume 12 Issue 3

  • Beer And Bongs

    Australia's 'beer for breakfast' attitude HAS BEEN responsible for producing some of the most legendary bands ever.

  • Fucking Assholes #4

  • Free Brain

    The best thing I ever got in a rare record trade was a Volvo station wagon, which I got in 90 for some psych LPs.

  • Little Bastard

    Replacing Ozzy Osbourne as singer of Black Sabbath.

  • Gross Jar

    If there were ever any concerns about God's feelings toward the Gross Jar and its mix-n-match approach to his wonderverse, they were allayed this morning when he delivered unto the office toilet a ringing endorsement in the form of a floating black rat.

  • Dead Musicians

    It is typical of music fans' immaturity and blind self-absorption that they mourn the deaths of their idols.

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  • Bloc Party Hate VICE

    "I'm not comfortable doing this because it doesn't matter what I say. If it's in VICE people will just think I'm being ironic."