Volume 12 Issue 4
Gym Monkeys
Newspapers and pro athletes who get busted and then cry shame and say they hate steroids are LIARS. Steroids rule.
Grimewatch
Apart from consuming weed intravenously and the very occasional rock, your average grime kid isn't backing as much drugs as generations of ravers from years gone by.
Glue Kids
When your nights are spent sleeping on cold concrete and your whole family is dead or missing you take what you can get to reach oblivion asafp.
Shrooms Reunion
The next seven hours fucked them up so intensely they still remember every minute detail 20 years later.
I Want My Dvds
Watching a grainy black-and-white documentary about rock’s least exciting band on tour is so shin-knawingly dull it verges on the comical.
Legally High
I'd always thought that legal drug alternatives were reserved for underage backpackers with dreadlocks travelling through Amsterdam.