Volume 12 Issue 5

Go! Go! Go!

The Go! Team sponsor a chimp called Rocky from Dorset.

Dear Diary

I cut my hair. My life is so boring. I'm just waiting for something to happen.

Games

As well as great things like experimental bisexuality, funk metal, Prodigy and dreadlocked beards, the early 90s were halcyon days for UF0-spotting and alien abduction.

Dos & Don'ts

Aren't thugs at least a little self-conscious at the perpetual childhood that is their lives?

Exquisite Corpses And Such

Although his logo is an adorable drawing of an iced-out snowman, Young Jeezy is more crafty than artsy.

Prison Art Sketch Pad

Drawings from inside.

Mafia Party

How to kill your friends.

Belladonna's Fucking Girls Again

The Greatest Lover

I was a lesbian for ten years and then one day I decided I wasn't. Or at least, I wasn't sure anymore.

Invasion Of The Reptiles

Once upon a time man and woman used to live to be over 700-years-old here on earth.

Tidbits

Black people don't like praying to a white guy so they say Jesus was black.

Big Mouths

If you're a wimp and can't just dive into some Cannibal Corpse, Pelican is the gateway drug to contemporary metal.