Volume 12 Issue 7
Grimewatch
We feared the worst when we heard about the titty-girl videos, but Lethal Bizzle’s album Against All Oddz is actually pretty good.
I'm Busted
“I had a black widow before. I kept it in a cheese bottle. I cut holes in it and taped down a little box it could crawl in and it just spun the web.”
Dos & Don'ts Competition
Wow, were we ever unprepared for the fag-alanche of attempted porno copy and disconcertingly aggressive sputtering that we received in response to the “Write some DOs & DON’Ts Captions” contest.
Bear Necessities
Music that sounds like the Cocteau Twins, Radiohead, Shostakovich, and Aphex Twin all wrapped up in cotton wool soaked with Soviet sadness and a lot of hope.
Doomsday Metal
Still to this day, no one knows the whereabouts of the missing 25 liters of fresh pig blood.
VICE Fashion - Girls And Their Animals - Part 2
“This little puppy dog is called Roger. He’s infinitely more reliable than most of the men I know.”
Make-rovers
If there's one enduring symbol of pure, off-the-grid living, it is most definitely the street dog.
Mutt Power!
Animals are genetically designed to mix. We all are. It’s called “the opposite of inbreeding.”
I Want My Dvds
Waiting for a film for over five years with little to no information about it’s progress is bound to load it up with unreasonable expectations. But five measly minutes? Are you fucking kidding me? A year per minute? What was he doing the whole time...
Who Let The Dogs Out?
Jamie Lidell is like a caged animal that has been given too many amphetamines in some sort of lab experiment.