Volume 12 Issue 8
Tidbits
I think we're starting to realize that, fuck, America is only 5 percent of the world's population, and Bush's plan to kill every "bad guy" in the world may be a little trickier than he had originally thought.
Extreme Dad
"I like to get all my designer stuff at TK Maxx. You can get all your designer stuff at a fraction of the price.”
Generation Mess
We sat down with Steve Gillon and insisted he admit baby boomers are worthless piles of pedantic shit.
VICE Fashion - The Big Douche Chill
At the funeral Karen is hurting so bad she decides to play the Stones on the church organ.
Boomers We Like
The boomers we like are doers, not talkers. They get up off the couch, turn off the Marvin Gaye CD, get in their Saab, and go do stuff no matter how unpopular it makes them.
Young Guns
Just when we thought we'd found the youngest band in the world with Be Your Own Pet, we were sent an amazing album by two girls who look and sound way younger than those guys.
Dos & Don'ts
If you truly care about the systematic and relentless oppression of women you will satisfy her whenever, WHENEVER she needs it.