Volume 17 Issue 10
Dear Prince...
Hey, Prince. It’s Paul Rust. I apologize for reaching out to you through a magazine, but it’s important I talk to you.
Bring It On Home
The morning after Richard Kern and I arrived in San Juan, Puerto Rico, the call came in from the publicist at HBO. “We’ll need to leave soon. Let’s meet at the La Concha Hotel. It’s
Rejections I've Received When Submitting Humor Pieces
If you’re trying to write humor, get ready for lots of rejection. And if you’re ever feeling dejected, just read the below editorial rejections and think about what I went through. Don’t feel bad for yourself. Empathize with me, you selfish bastard.
Employees Of The Month
Chelsea Peretti is a writer and comic who seems to split her time between New York, where she does things like be a member of the simply wonderful Variety Shac comedy troupe and act on the Louis CK show.
Tears Of A Clown
The English actor Matt Berry is best known for his roles in the Channel 4 sitcoms The IT Crowd and Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace, and for possessing the most seductively insincere voice this side of The Simpsons’ Troy McClure.
Charlie Day
Charlie Day, along with his friends Glenn Howerton and Rob McElhenney, created and stars in the comedic television series It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Though it’s just entered its sixth season, the show still somehow feels like...
Notes From The Artist (aka The Poet)
The world is a fuckhole right now. Scratch that, it's always been a fuckhole—we're just now starting to realize it.
Pets. Pasta. Shoes. Glasses.
I love pets, pasta, shoes, and glasses. I love pets and pasta, and I wear shoes and glasses. I love pets because they're not phony. They're not full of shit, nor are they apologetic.
Politicians, Vietnam, Pink Floyd And Mickey Mouse
Gerald Scarfe is the English illustrator and artist who is pretty much solely responsible for the existence of those scratchy caricatures flanking serious political commentary in your newspaper.