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If You Hate Calvin Harris, You're Missing the Point
Reports of EDM's death have been greatly exaggerated.
People Tell Us Why They're Disappointed in Their Uber Ratings
Stop taking acid and vomiting on the floor of the car and maybe you'll have a better rating, doofus.
Here's the Right Way to Play Video Games in College
House party going south? Slam on Crash Bandicoot. Party, saved.
We Asked a Few Writers to Tell Us About the Worst Night Out They’ve Ever Had
Getting glassed, getting dumped and never getting over it.
Binge-Drinking Casualties and Angry Stoners: A Night with Campus Security
Remember smoking weed in your halls and staying deathly still when you got a knock on the door? This is what that looks like from the other side.
What’s the Deal with Greening Out?
Overindulging on weed will make you feel a special kind of terror. We asked a doctor why.
An Ode to the Rancid, Hellish Beauty of Sunday Morning Commutes on UK Public Transit
Think your morning commute is tough? Try getting the NX329 from Nottingham to Leeds. At 6:30AM. Every Sunday.
I Made a Meal Out of a 'Cereal Café' Cookbook, and, Surprise, It Was Gross as Hell
Why not mix pickled onions, canned pineapple, and Cheerios? Because it's fucking disgusting, that's why.
Some Strangely Beautiful Photos of Chapel Street on a Saturday Night
A night on Melbourne's Chapel Street isn't always nice, but it does make tackiness appealing.
A Man Found a Chunk of Whale Vomit Worth $10,000
The vomit contained ambergris, a substance produced inside whales' stomachs, which can be used to create the musky smell in perfume.
Bath Mats and Customs Forms
Each week, we ask readers to submit their most hilarious, awkward, and downright sad stories about being drunk or high to help you feel a bit better about whatever the fuck you did last night.