Reports of EDM's death have been greatly exaggerated.
Stop taking acid and vomiting on the floor of the car and maybe you'll have a better rating, doofus.
House party going south? Slam on Crash Bandicoot. Party, saved.
Getting glassed, getting dumped and never getting over it.
Remember smoking weed in your halls and staying deathly still when you got a knock on the door? This is what that looks like from the other side.
Think your morning commute is tough? Try getting the NX329 from Nottingham to Leeds. At 6:30AM. Every Sunday.
Why not mix pickled onions, canned pineapple, and Cheerios? Because it's fucking disgusting, that's why.
A night on Melbourne's Chapel Street isn't always nice, but it does make tackiness appealing.
The vomit contained ambergris, a substance produced inside whales' stomachs, which can be used to create the musky smell in perfume.