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What's The Most Tasteless Thing You Would Buy if You Were Mega Rich?
"A flat with a kitchen and an oven."
Are You Pissed That You're Not at Glastonbury?
"Nah. Getting drunk and picking up chicks is our main plan this weekend."
When Is It OK to Kill?
Yesterday, Ian Brady explained his murder of five children in the mid-60s as an "existentialist experience." Which seems like a big leap from reading Sartre's Nausea while staring out of windows, but I suppose that's how you get away with...
What's the Most Altruistic Thing You've Ever Done?
"I didn’t sleep for four days when my sister was in labour."
What Would You Get Tear Gassed for?
"If they removed all the typefaces in the world except for Comic Sans."
How Would You Like to Evolve?
So chickens used to have dicks. Who knew? Thinking about all the chickens out there who relish the idea of having a dick, but have been shafted by evolution made me ask myself, "What kind of ways would I like to evolve?" I then got bored of imagining...
What Prank Would You Most Like to Pull?
"I'd tell my illegal immigrant friend that I'd just seen the immigration task force outside his door."