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What's the Stupidest Thing You've Done In a Car?
"I opened the door on the motorway because I didn't realise it wasn't allowed."
Which Politician Would You Most Like to Do Drugs with?
"Prescott, probably. He’s just a bit of a boy, isn't he?"
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What Book Should Never Be Made Into a Film?
"I'd say 'The Very Hungry Caterpillar'. We can't ruin it with a three-hour movie."
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What's the Worst Song to Have Stuck In Your Head?
"The 'Wallace and Gromit' theme tune; it drives me mad."
What's the Most Creative Way You've Ever Got Drunk?
"You soak cotton in alcohol, then you put it in your bum."
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Would You Stop Listening to an Artist's Music If They Did Something Horrible?
"No. But then I never even listened to Gary Glitter in the first place."
What Was Your Greatest Achievement at 15 Years Old?
"I had my first kiss at 15. It was horrible but it felt like an achievement."