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The New York Jets wideout was practicing with his old Washington team, and Gruden's message seems to have backfired.
Washington's owner got a letter from a fan begging him to keep Cousins no matter what, and Snyder apparently didn't want to justify it with a response.
In three tweets the Washington cornerback experienced uncertainty, relief, and a big ol' well, shit, how do ya like that.
In a very elaborate act of wish fulfillment, someone made up a fake "Washington Redhawks" team website and fake websites for various media outlets to carry the "news."
Washington and Cousins couldn't agree on a contract extension and president Bruce Allen basically blamed it all on Cousins for being greedy.
Washington previously had six trademarks denied based on the Lanham Act, which directs the Patent office to refuse registering offensive trademarks.
Washington is probably right to be concerned about Kirk Cousins's viability as a long-term solution at quarterback.
And Cousins still threw two incompletes and lost the game. Proving that there are a couple reasons why Flutie is on Wheaties boxes, and not Cousins.
It's really hard to know what the fuck was going through Everett's head.
As well he should have been: the Giants' failed drive led to a final score of 29-27, with Washington coming out on top after both teams got a field goal a piece.
Yeah, you did just read a sports blog post with two romcom references in it.