Washington Nationals
Bryce Haper is Youngest MVP in Baseball History, Begs to Have a "Mey-Mey" (Meme) Made After Him
Watch him whip, watch him...
Is It Time For Robot Managers?
The Sabermetrics movement has helped teams better analyze players. But nobody has come up with a system to identify good managers.
David Roth's Weak In Review: Mike Napoli's Lightning In A Bottle And Beard Tincture, And Other October Delights
A frank conversation about the end of the baseball season, the beginning of the postseason, and how Bud Norris' idiocy brings us all together.
Bryce Harper, Jonathan Papelbon, And The Problem With Unwritten Rules
There's nothing all that complicated about Jonathan Papelbon choking out Bryce Harper. But it's no surprise in a game governed by contradictory, unwritten rules.
Jonathan Papelbon Suspended for Being Giant Asshole
Jonathan Papelbon wasn't teach Bryce Harper a lesson. He was being salty.
The Slapstick Slap Fight That Sums Up The 2015 Washington Nationals
On Sunday, Jonathan Papelbon and Bryce Harper got in a brawl in the Washington Nationals dugout. It didn't look good, but it was the Nats' 2015 in a nutshell.
Max Scherzer Barks At Matt Williams to Leave Him in the Game, Snubs Him on Fist Bump
Max Scherzer fucking wanted it last night, and he got it.
Matt Williams, Terry Collins, And The Mystery Of Managing
Matt Williams was the National League Manager of the Year in 2014. In 2015, he's getting criticized and kicked around. He didn't get worse. He just has a weird job.
Washington Nationals Unhappy With Disturbing Jayson Werth Bobblehead
The Nationals made a weird Jayson Werth bobblehead and will not be giving it to fans now, because it's pretty gross to look at.
The New York Mets Are Really Doing This Thing
The Mets have always been weird and, for most of the past decade, they've been the punchline to a not very funny joke. Right now, however, they're very good.
What the Hell Happened to the Nationals?
The Nationals were supposed to be a World Series contender. Instead, they're in second place and hovering around .500.