WATERMELON!
Food That Is Bigger Than Food
Nothing expresses the ennui and utter strangeness of modern life like a group of people getting together to find the world's largest watermelon, or make the world's largest cheesecake.
Wild Berries
Gossip might be one of the best reasons to get fat. Partly because you're going to need the energy that the extra body fat provides when you go moshing to their utterly energetic, riot-y, bluesrockdisco.
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