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  • All Hail the Really Tacky Shot, the Taste of the Mid-2000s

    They are everything good about drinking, and you shouldn’t have to go to a sad airport bar with a “shots menu” to get them.

  • Famous Dads I Want to Bang

    While other girls my age pine over that closeted homosexual from Magic Mike, I sit at home dreaming about creepy old actors who have had multiple marriages both on screen and in real life. These are the famous dads I want to bang.

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