"WE DONT FUCK WITH DEEP DISH UNLESS WE'RE CELEBRATING SOMETHING."
Sister Mary Jo was my teacher in high school, and she's cool as hell.
There were a whole series of fiascoes that nearly befell our sea captain-like hero on his mustard journey.
Chance took aim during halftime at the Cavs-Bulls game last night.
He even reportedly took out some goddamn scissors during batting practice and cut the things up.
At first the runner was ruled safe, but a replay caused the officials to overturn the call.
Sure, he relied on cheating and deception to get the job done, but Gaylord Perry had one of the most amazing careers of all time.
I interned for a Minor League Baseball team because I wanted to work work for a Major League Baseball team. I thought I'd be crunching numbers like Jonah Hill, but instead I lived with an alleged child molester and worked with a drunk little person.