He's hoping the four-centimetre canine might earn him a place in the Guinness Book of World Records.
After boasting it would draw more than 1,000 people to a "monumental" sex party, the event wound up, uh, underperforming.
Barbara Ernst Prey's gigantic painting is on view at the North Adams institution.
Welcome to the future.
The poor "little" guy was expected to be the world's largest rabbit.
There's video, too. It's also hardcore.
The sea was angry that day, my friends.
'14 Minutes from Earth' traces the beginning of Alan Eustace's record-breaking free-fall.
‘14 Minutes from Earth’ traces the beginning of Alan Eustace’s record-breaking free-fall.
Five lucky fans can join him on the journey.
More fuel to the Peruvian-born singer and producer’s fire.
While most of her peers are busy shitting their pants and crying, six-month-old Zyla St. Onge is out there putting other babies to shame and setting world records.