Worst Hot Take of the Week
Worst Take of the Week: Buy 'The Sun'!
With the paper allegedly struggling financially due to Covid-19, journalists urged the British public to "do our bit" by buying their "newspaper".
Worst Opinion of the Week: Everyone Who Dies of Coronavirus Would Have Died Anyway!
The BBC News Twitter account published a strange thread this week interrogating how many people who have died from coronavirus "would have died anyway".
Worst Take of the Week: Universal Basic Income Didn't Work in 27BC, So It Won't Work Now!
Another reasoned and informed opinion from our political class in a time of criss.
Worst Take of the Week: Concerned About Coronavirus? Get A Life!
To be fair to Tory MP Pauline Latham, this is perhaps the most transparent government response to the outbreak so far – even if it was an accident.
Worst Hot Take of the Week: Keep Calm and Don't Let Nan Go On A Cruise
Boris Johnson set out the UK government’s plans to “minimise” the impact of coronavirus, which is basically: keep washing your hands.
Worst Take of the Week: Young People Are Too Selfish To Prevent Coronavirus
It's "Covid-19" vs. "Generation Me" for ‘The Intercontinental Aggressive and Incurable Sicknesses of the Modern Age' Title. Let's have it!
The Twitter Tea Drama Brought Out Some Real Twee Bullshit
Let us return to the halcyon days, when we only interacted with brands to scold them for their "shit service", or to call them "robbing cunts".
Worst Take of the Week: Storm Dennis Flooded Your Home? Have £500!
Boris Johnson will generously cover your first four nights at a local Travelodge – breakfast not included.
'Make the Poor Sleep in Bins', Says Millionaire Entrepreneur
This week in late-capitalist brain worms, former Brexit Party candidate Peter Dawe demonstrated his thrifty new "invention" to help the homeless.
Worst Opinion of the Week: Homelessness Isn't the Tories' Fault, It's Yours!
Coming in piping hot from... a Tory MP, of course!
Worst Opinion of the Week: As a White Man, I'm Great at Spotting Racism!
Two rich white men given centre-stage to lecture people of colour on how they should feel about prejudice? Sure!
Worst Take of the Week: Labour Politicians Are Too Working Class to Govern
Can't let those pesky proles anywhere near the levers of power – much better to leave it to ex-bankers instead!